And all through the house...many creatures were stirring:
Noted fashion photographer, Nigel Barker, was looking good.
Runway coach, Miss J. Alexander, was fluffing his afro. Or perfecting his walk. Probably both.
Photo shoot coach, Jay Manuel, was hanging out on Facebook, trying to add Nigel as a friend, wishing he were back in Toronto, and waiting for his silver hair dye to dry.
Living legend Twiggy was hammered and nowhere near the house - she's not on ANTM anymore - Girl, didn't you know that?
Replacement model Paulina Porizkova was reading over a letter from Ms. Banks, which detailed how she better not look more fierce than Tyra. Ever.
And Tyra was being fitted for hair extensions, all the while, practicing her poses in the mirror, and gearing up for another season - I mean - cycle- of ANTM.
While you set up your PVR's for Wednesday's night first episode, let me leave you with this:
ANTM Cycle One:
You've come a long way, baby. All the way to the #1 show on the CW. True story.
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