Boys Gone (Not So) Wild: More Bach updates

Awhile back I posted a small historical blog to recap all the Bach's that were on the show.  This was before ABC aired their so-called 'homage' to the Bachelors, and to this day, I have not seen that episode.  I have heard that it was a bit lame, in that it didn't actually give updates on all the Bachelors, and there was a lot of Trista and Ryan. Hellooo?  Trista was a Bachelorette, she shouldn't have even been on there.  Anyways, I recently have been coming across some finds on the internet about some of our old Bach's, so thought I might update some of them now.

First:
Andy Baldwin.  Oh, Andy.  US NAVY doctor, triathlete, humanitarian.  I'm not making this up: Andy has his own website, and don't worry, he can be booked for speaking engagements.  Phew.  I especially love how his manager/agent welcomes you to the site by stating that the website has been up and running since 2002.  Why doesn't she say what she means: this website has been up and running since way before Andy turned to the dark side and sold his soul to Chris-Bot and our friends at ABC.

There's more.  This is gold.  Thanks to Ryan for sending this my way:


Not sure where this fits: doctor, triathlete, or humanitarian?  And yes, Marla Maples has definitely moved up since the Donald.

Up next:
Brad Womack.  I kind of miss Brad, but he's been busy running a bunch 'o bars in Austin with his brothers.  Their names are: The Chuggin' Monkey, The Thirsty Nickel, The Marq, and The Dizzy Rooster.  I'd make some crack joke about how those are the names of his brothers, not his bars, but that is too weak, even for me.  I'll admit that, if I happened to find myself in Austin, I might check out one or two of the bars, but I can't imagine DeAnna at any of them...well, maybe the Marq.  Her greek grandpa would totally hit up the Chuggin' Monkey, though, and he would own that place it.  Own it.

And then:
Jesse Palmer.  I think Jesse's done well for himself, blogging for TSN, and most recently spotted on eTalk Daily as their New York correspondent.


Nice, Mr. Palmer, Nice.

Then:
Bob Guiney.  Bob is now hosting a TLC show called Date My House.  Cheeky monkey.  I was never into Bob when he was the Bach, so I'm not sure if I'll check this show out or not.  I don't really get the premise: are people just cleaning up their houses so they'll sell more quickly?  Yeah...good plan.

And finally:
Because every pet deserves the Royal Treatment, Prince Lorenzo continues to develop his pet spa line of products.  Go Lorenzo!  I don't have a pet, but I could see people eating this up (not literally, of course).

So...just a quick update on some of our old friends.  Perhaps one day Chris-Bot will have an old boys club reunion and invite all the boys back to his place to watch sports, drink scotch and reminisce about their time together on the Bach.