So, instead of a two-hour episode tonight we were 'treated' to two one-hour episodes. Brilliant work, producers, just brilliant. In the first hour, we are promised a tell-all that is second to none, with DeAnna spilling her heart (or, should I say, opening up), about the six remaining guys, along with out-takes from the season so far. For the record, I'm still waiting for the out-takes. So....what did we learn tonight, y'all?
1. Nothing.
2. No, seriously, nothing.
3. Well, maybe a few things:
The questions and answers did not seem as scripted as I thought they'd be. Don't get me wrong, still fairly contrived, but I thought it would be worse.
DeAnna says a lot of the same things about the guys that B-Dub said about her. What goes around comes around, obviously, except DeAnna is not clueing into it. More on that in the next post, my friends.
DeAnna reassures us that the editing of the show is quite realistic and a fairly accurate portrayal of what really went on during the show. Wow. What a relief.
Twilley is more odd than I originally gave him credit for. Example one: he's an artist, and a unique one at that, since he always uses a ruler to sketch. Example two: he's using his dad playing for the Miami Dolphins as a point for himself. Um, first of all, is your dad single? But more importantly, the Miami Dolphins? Example three: He started a touch-screen real estate software type thingy in university. Okay people, back me up here, but I'm pretty sure that 9 guys out of 10 started some type of software type thing in university...that's how university works in general. It doesn't mean you're successful with it. I could be wrong about Twilley, I'd be happy if he proved me wrong. But I digress...
Sean set off many alarm bells consecutively: he collects cars, he has a tanning machine at home, he also has a sauna (to help lose the water weight), and he calls his mom, oh, two or three times...a day. Oh sister, run.
We 'catch up' with our favourite Bachelor family, the Sutters. For the uneducated, that's Trista, Ryan, and Max. They are just loving their life and everything about it. Trista confesses that Graham and Jason are her favourites for DeAnna.
And finally, we learn that DeAnna doesn't have a favourite. Well, she does, but B-Dub isn't on the show anymore.
Mostly, this episode was just a re-hash (is that a word? Note to self: where's my editor?) of what we already know and have seen: Graham opening up and DeAnna seeing it as rejection, the overdramatic reaction that DeAnna had to not having guys fall all over themselves for her at the Outhouse BBQ (note to DeAnna: get over it), the double rejection of Rob and Fred, and on and on.
On to the next hour, where only four guys get roses (and hometown dates).
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