Hi All,
Yes. Yes, it's true. This coming Monday, May 18th, The Bachelorette, our old friend Jillian (who thankfully got ditched by Jason Mesnick), starts her journey on what will undoubtedly and most obviously be the Most.Amazing.Season.Ever.
A quick preview of the official website tells us that there will be some fun twists and turns this season, including an unprecedented 30 bachelors for Jillian to choose from. We'll meet 25 cats at the outset, and then five more handsome supercats will crash the party. Oooh. Twisty. The cats include a break dance instructor, a pizza entrepreneur, an oil and gas consultant (good lord please let them NOT bond over some Alberta/Oil&Gas connection), a couple Johns, a couple Tanners, a Jake, a Kiptyn, a Matthue, a Greg and a Caleb, among others.
The fantasy dates will be even more fantastical and romantic than ever before, with a guest appearance from Martina McBride and the Harlem Globetrotters (together at last!!), and exotic locations, such as Hawaii, Spain and, you guessed it, Canada. Wow. International. My dearest old friend Chris-Bot is of course hosting. Sigh. How I've missed Chris-Bot.
And we all know what the theme of this season will be. At least, what the theme of the first episode will be, after which it had better be put to bed once and for all.
Of course I'm speaking of the now infamous hot-dog-topping-as-metaphor-for-cat's-character. Feel free to create a drinking game relating to such. A quick summary:
If said cat prefers:
Ketchup - he's an All-American Boy, natch
Onion - he's not the marrying kind
Mustard - he's the guy that every woman wants
So....what if a guy, like Brad Womack for example, enjoys all three toppings on his dog? Or prefers relish. Or nothing. What does that make him? I'll tell you what it makes him. A dude who is not subjecting himself to be on this show, that's who. Probably one who thinks there is more to himself than what he takes on a hot dog. I'm beginning to froth at the mouth already and the season hasn't even started. So exciting - should be a great season! I'm already chilling my champagne and have set the PVR so I don't miss one second of Chris-Bot's purring voice on Monday night. Enjoy the show, all!
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